I work third shift at a call center just so you know. So, I wake up and start getting ready to leave for work when the fire alarm in my apartment building goes off. So, immediately I think some goofball was smoking under the smoke detector and open the door to tell them how stupid they are and of course if you do that it's gonna set off the alarm. Imagine my surprise when I see the entire third floor of the building is very very smokey. My girlfriend, who was at the neighbor's comes running in and grabs our bearded dragon(the one that poops on my Genesis) and her fish, while I'm grabbing a bag for my 360(just got it! No way a fire's gonna take it!), my Wii, and I'm already going through my NES and SNES games for the really rare ones. Anyway, I hear some shouting from the floor below and come to find out the stupid person from the title of this blog "burned some hot dogs". 911 was called anyway and the firemen showed up and set some fans up to clear the building of smoke. Crisis averted, nobody was hurt, and I was late for work. The moral of this very dumb story? I would totally risk burns and smoke inhalation to save my cherry copy of Ogre Battle for SNES.

So I've had this yellow bearded dragon for a couple years. His name is Elvis, and mostly he's pretty cool. I say mostly because he has a VERY bad habit. See, he likes to poop. Not just any where either. He likes to poop on my Sega Genesis. He'll be loose in the apartment, usually hanging out in the bedroom minding his own buisiness, laying around. Then he'll actually leave the bedroom walk past the DVD player, Super Nintendo, Dreamcast, and Wii, climb up on my Genesis, and bombs away. Afterwards, he just struts back to wherever he was to begin with, leaving me red in the face PO'd and cleaning up dragon poop. I've tried moving the Genesis, putting it up higher, maybe hiding it under something. Does not work. He'll just climb up, or poop on what's covering the Genesis. It's like it's his purpose in life. It actually leaves me wondering if I got rid of the Genesis, would he crap on my Dreamcast? I don't want to know. In summation:dragons HATE Sega.