Alright. So, it's about a month till my birthday(March 25th if anyone would like to buy me a game lol!) and I still have every intention of eating that huge burger. My only real concerns are number 1, I HATE tomatoes and onions, and number two, can I really eat that much. My first solution is to start eating burgers, tacos, etc with the tomatoes and onions. I'm not gonna love it, but I have no choice. They put like 2 whole tomatoes on that burger! Eff! Gonna be tough. My second solution is pretty awful as well. I live next to a butcher shop so once a week I'm going to buy 2 pounds of beef, cook it all together.....and eat it in one sitting. Oh man... I think I'm gonna need alot of luck for this endeavor....

So, this wekkend I went to Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield PA. I only live about 20 minutes away but it's the first time I'd ever been there. Denny's is famous/notorious for ginormous hamburgers. If you haven't seen one of these things you gotta check it out. They have burgers that are between 2 to 15 pounds. POUNDS. That's just the meat too. The bun, pickles, lettuce etc is just more weight. So anyway, I'm not a big guy, but I can eat a horse. I ordered the "ground pounder" which is 1 pound of beef, a way too big bun, ketchup, mayo, pickles, tomato(bleck) and onions(double bleck), cheese, and I asked for jalepenos. I ate the whole thing and all my fries in about 20 minutes. So, I got the (good?)idea that if I can eat 1 pound in 20 minutes I should have no problem eating 2 pounds under the 1 hour time limit. I'm doing this on March 25th (my birthday). I want that certificate stating what a pig I am, the t-shirt which also declares my piggyness, and my ugly mug on the wall of fat guys. Wish me luck.....

I work third shift at a call center just so you know. So, I wake up and start getting ready to leave for work when the fire alarm in my apartment building goes off. So, immediately I think some goofball was smoking under the smoke detector and open the door to tell them how stupid they are and of course if you do that it's gonna set off the alarm. Imagine my surprise when I see the entire third floor of the building is very very smokey. My girlfriend, who was at the neighbor's comes running in and grabs our bearded dragon(the one that poops on my Genesis) and her fish, while I'm grabbing a bag for my 360(just got it! No way a fire's gonna take it!), my Wii, and I'm already going through my NES and SNES games for the really rare ones. Anyway, I hear some shouting from the floor below and come to find out the stupid person from the title of this blog "burned some hot dogs". 911 was called anyway and the firemen showed up and set some fans up to clear the building of smoke. Crisis averted, nobody was hurt, and I was late for work. The moral of this very dumb story? I would totally risk burns and smoke inhalation to save my cherry copy of Ogre Battle for SNES.

So I've had this yellow bearded dragon for a couple years. His name is Elvis, and mostly he's pretty cool. I say mostly because he has a VERY bad habit. See, he likes to poop. Not just any where either. He likes to poop on my Sega Genesis. He'll be loose in the apartment, usually hanging out in the bedroom minding his own buisiness, laying around. Then he'll actually leave the bedroom walk past the DVD player, Super Nintendo, Dreamcast, and Wii, climb up on my Genesis, and bombs away. Afterwards, he just struts back to wherever he was to begin with, leaving me red in the face PO'd and cleaning up dragon poop. I've tried moving the Genesis, putting it up higher, maybe hiding it under something. Does not work. He'll just climb up, or poop on what's covering the Genesis. It's like it's his purpose in life. It actually leaves me wondering if I got rid of the Genesis, would he crap on my Dreamcast? I don't want to know. In summation:dragons HATE Sega.

I like to play old games. Alot. So the other day I got this brilliant idea to try to collect EVERY nes, snes, and genesis game ever made including the un-licensed ones. So, here's where I'm at so far and I'll be updating this every 2 weeks when I get paid if anyone cares.

in no particular order

Mega Man 3                -Final Fantasy          -Donkey Kong Classics

Mega Man 4                -Dragon Warrior 2    -Kid Icarus

Ducktales                    -Ghostbusters 2       -LOZ Gold cart

Gargoyle's Quest 2     -Maniac Mansion       -Popeye

Willow                         -Operation Wolf        -AD&D:Pool of Radiance

Strider                         -River City Ransom    -Mega Man 2

Felix the Cat               -Burgertime

Batman                       -Friday the 13th

Blaster Master            -Ninja Gaiden

Gremlins 2                  -Spiritual Warfare