http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/624-Resident-Evil-5

I'm not sure this can be called the most accurate review of RE5 when 80% of the review is about Sheva's AI.  If it were a serious review, I think he would have talked about the controls, unlockables, mercenaries, how the online experience is, etc.  He didn't go into much depth.  I had seen this before, and I'm pretty sure the guy does it to be an ass, and a funny one at that.

Mar 26, 2009 -- 12:01PM, Rock wrote:

He obviously played it single player, so he was playing some other game. He should come back when he's played Resident Evil 5.

Well, he DID mention that he highly recommended playing with a friend, hobo, or well trained dog, so I think that was his way of saying that (obviously) all those single player AI issues disappear with a good partner.  I mean 80% of his review was about the terrible AI, but yeah, once you get a real partner the game gets exponentially better.

He does have some good personal points aside from that, but I understand why an egg takes up as much as an AK-47, why your armor takes up a spot in your armor (I lol'd at that).  It sounds stupid, but it makes sense for a video game (imo).

All in all, I did find the review funny.  I think the reviewer writes them to be that way, I mean look at all those drawings he did.  Do you think this was meant to be taken seriously?

The unimpressed crab was the best

He has a point. That You are forced to have a partner no matter what is this game biggest flaw, a really big flaw.

Mar 26, 2009 -- 3:23PM, Sven wrote:

All I will say is that I <3 Zero Punctuation.

Great. Now you gave the slash fiction writers more ideas.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Mar 26, 2009 -- 3:32PM, Lord_TNK wrote:

Mar 26, 2009 -- 3:23PM, Sven wrote:

All I will say is that I <3 Zero Punctuation.

Great. Now you gave the slash fiction writers more ideas.

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell is wrong with YOU!  Talking to him like that... by I digress RE5