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Location:
America

About Me: Once upon a time there lived a cynical, yet good at heart bastard named Chasly of Chashinshire. Paved arcoss a stream of black holes in our cannibalistic galaxy, Chase is a 17 year old that finds adventure through a glass pipe and a certain type of plant. With this 'drug' he is influenced to do some crazy ****. Crazy **** thats powerful enough to fry your free cell phones and your CD players/ipods blasting crappy rap and crappy scene music. He then blast some of his music thats so hard it makes your sappy eyes and your poor ears explode giving him the advantage to decapitate you with the nearest battleaxe generally found in his backpocket. With your body flopping around headless like a fish he savages through your pockets and steals your 50,100,200$ that you strained your ass to get with the hard work of going up to mommy and daddy and asking for it. He then runs over your rotting remains with his 1985 IROC Camaro and drives off into the sunset. Ending the the story with a classic explosion scene set at the end of every classic Rambo movie. FIN

Favorite Genres: Action-Adventure, Action, Visual Novel, Fighting, Shooter

Music: Anything and Everything.

From Jefferson Airplane to Kanye West

Movies: Comedy, Horror, Action.
You name it.

TV: TV is evil! It is the most sufficient way to control our society, but I do like a good show every once in awhile.

Books: Anything by Piers Anthony

Likes: Music

Dislikes: Cold rain, my family, and fat hairy sweaty guys in speedos.