Lessons in Justice

Originally posted on July 3, 2009

   I came here tonight planning to watch the Boxing match between the current champ Balrog and his opponent Storm-in Norman but so much more has happened. First Balrog was knocked out of the ring by an unknown fighter dressed in a red karate gi and this led to the red fighter's defeat from a tall Muay Thai warrior. With very little time to enjoy his victory, the Muay Thai fighter was attacked and easily subdued by a powerful man who referred to himself as Bison. I approach the ring and mentally prepare myself to confront Bison but as I look up, I notice Bison smiling and looking back at me. "Hmm I see there is one left who thinks he can witness the actions of Bison and survive to spread the tell".

   Bison thinks he can intimidate me with his words and he would be correct if I were anyone else but I am a superb fighter with plenty of experience. Bison disappears into a bright purple light and in a split second reappears in the same manner, floating in the air above me. "Head Stomp", Bison crashes down into the floor boots first after barely missing my head. The speed and force of his attack almost knocked the glasses from my face, he intends to kill me. "You will not be the victor tonight Bison, this is the night that you will learn the true meaning of justice".

   Agitated because of my taunt and ability to dodge his previous attack, Bison slides in my direction across the floor with his feet extended and plows me into the ground. I quickly recover and run toward him as I loosen my green and purple striped neck tie but Bison vanishes, yet again into the unnatural violet light. Wind from Bison's teleportation moves the hair on the back of my neck and gives away his location, "Shinenkyaku". I spin around multiple times with one leg facing downward and the other straight forward, making a ninety degree angle and furiously striking Bison with every rotation. "I have beaten high school children who fought with more skill than you Bison, surely you can defeat an old language teacher".

   The confident grin falls off of Bison's mouth as he wipes the blood from his lip and attempts to recover from the kicks I landed. "Psycho Shot", Bison hits me with a small sphere of purple energy that not only burns the left shoulder of my shirt but also succeeds in capturing my attention. As I brush away the ash and smoke, I hear "Psycho Crusher" and turn around to see a flame covered Bison about to strike. I place my wrists together with my fingers evenly spaced apart from each other, push my palms outward and unleash a Seihaken Ki blast that forces Bison skyward. "Shimazu Jicchokuken", I jump up after him and deliver a devastating three hit uppercut punch that knocks Bison's unconscious body back into the boxing ring. I confiscate his two armored shoulder pads so I can cover my damaged shirt and I think to myself..."Hideo Shimazu is more than just a school teacher, he's the best martial artist alive"!

Glad to have you back! I enjoyed this one and I'm still wondering who the villian is...

Worlds Collide chapter2: To Rule the World

Originally posted on Friday, August 28, 2009

   The flatscans are always so afraid of what they think I can and probably will do and because of this, Charles continues to send his students to attack me. I dream of the day when mutants finally take over this mud ball of a world and I will be their mighty ruler but that day will never arrive if I don't eliminate the X-men. The one they call Wolverine is supposed to be their most dangerous fighter but he was nothing more than an annoying rat with metal claws and since I am the master of magnetism, I had to do nothing more than wave my hand to remove all of the adamantium from his body. With wolverine out of the battle only the squad leader Cyclops remains standing but as I prepare to unleash a destructive blast, a swirling pool of green energy appears in the air and engulfs the visor wearing x-man. I approach the strange energy that is disrupting my moment of triumph but as I get closer, the temperature increases to dangerously high levels and I hear a voice yell out "Psycho Crusher"!

   A flying man covered in fire bursts through the green portal and smashes into my chest, throwing me backward into the wall of an abandoned shack. The stranger's flames fade away as he stands before me and I notice an uncanny resemblance in our choice of attire. The two of us are dressed almost entirely in red and both of our suits are complimented by capes that sway in the wind but that is the last thing we will ever have in common. This man looks like some sort of military general and it wouldn't be the first time the government has tried to stop me but something feels different this time, I don't think he is a mutant. "Did you really think you could destroy my Psycho Drive and escape without facing the power of Bison?" I have no idea what this man is talking about but I have seen enough, it is time to end this nonsense.

   "Knee Press Knightmare", Bison propels himself toward me feet first in an attempt to strike me with monstrous kicks as he teleports in and out of view but the first attack he landed was pure luck and he will not land another. "Magnetic Tempest", hundreds of random metal objects surround me and I sling them at Bison, slapping him around like a rag doll before he has a chance to reach me. Bison covers his body with purple flames and flies at me while twisting his body, I see that he will not give up so it is up to me to stop this circus act. His own uniform betrays him as I use my mastery over all metal to stop him in mid-air, pull him to me and magnetize his shoulder pads and boots. I watch as car doors, lawnmowers, pipes, mufflers and street signs pummel Bison because of his magnetized uniform and I decide to end his useless existence with one final move, "Magnetic Shockwave"!

   I envelope my right hand in an electro-magnetic field and pound my fist into the ground, producing a massive pillar of blue, white and purple energy that repeatedly strikes Bison and finally slams him into a nearby truck. Bison could have been a promising second in command because of his unique power but I have no patience for such trivial matters and I decide to throw his body back into the green portal he emerged from. I have single-handedly defeated the X-men and this strange fighter named Bison all in under an hour, what could possibly stop my reign over this world? Feeling victorious, I fly away from the battle field without noticing a slimy green hand reach out, grab and pull the now bone-clawed Wolverine into the portal. The fight is over for today but I have a strange feeling that something powerful, something evil is on its way.

Nice writing there Mr.H.  You should check out my blog sometime and scope out the stories i've written.