Sven is my Papa..

I am Chuck Noris Missing Zit XD!

Sven isn't the cause of Global Warming, he just likes to see us humans suffer

Aug 25, 2009 -- 8:17PM, s-kill wrote:

Sven used to have a full beard instead of his goatee.  The place where the shavings fell?  We know know it as Yosemite National Forest. 

LMAO! That's disturbing.

Sven was originally known as "Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kürstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Eine Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten mit Zweimache Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Shönendanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler Raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm."

The Shinkū Tatsumaki-Senpū Kyaku is based off of a break dancing move he invented in a subway terminal in the 80s. It cleared out the room derailed a train and injured several people. He was banned for life.

The raging demon is based off an attack he did to a bully in kindergarden he punched both of the bully's eyes, kicked him in the crotch and throw him so hard the sun blinked. The principal then decided that recess SHOULD last all day all year during his stay in the hospial.

The DMC franchise is based off of his second job in collage.

His shadow is a ninja, named Strider Hiryu.
His 5 oclock shadow is a ninja, named Kenji.

He punched Guile so hard he gave him a speech impediment. "Let's Bow"