My afternoon was pretty boring and as I looked at the time, I realized that the rest of my day would also be disappointing. Thats when my girlfriend came up with the great idea of going to the local zoo. After stopping to three different stores looking for mixed fruit bowls, we finally made it to the Brooklyn Zoo around 2pm. When we walked through the gates, I noticed a fish cart with a giant "Arapaima sold here" sign posted and a strange looking customer wearing a long coat just standing by the cart in a hunched over ape-like position. My girlfriend and I then decided to visit the gorillas.

    As the two of us toured the zoo and made our way to the mammals, I couldnt help but notice the "do not feed the animals" signs plastered onto almost every wall and cage. Creeping up on the end of her fruit bowl, my girlfriend informed me of our current position infront of the gorillas and our close proximity to the health food snackbar. Trying to point at the gorillas_{(now walking toward us)}, my girlfriend dropped her bowl and the last few pieces of fruit fell out and rolled dangerously close to the cage. I reached for the fruit with the intention of grabbing it before the gorilla but I was suddenly yanked back by the guy we passed at the fish cart.

   I noticed that this man had green arms with a bush of orange hair on each and sharp claws for nails as he reached for the fruit, causing his coat sleeve to draw up and reveal his features. The caged gorilla was quick and almost picked up the dirt covered fruit but as he stuck his arm out of his cage, the stranger rolled into a ball and shot toward the cage as if from a cannon on BlackBeard's ship. The gorilla flew backwards unconscious as another began to rush for the delicious prize and I noticed the stranger in a crouching position. My watch shattered and lamp post lights began to explode as I watched the stranger glow with light and crackle with electricity while he pounded the ground. What can only be described as a bolt of lightning, broke through the cage and immediately incapacitated every gorilla. The Stranger turned from us, began to walk away and said "Blanka Wins"