Earlier this week, Tesla Air sent out a travel kit to help passengers feel comfortable on their flights into the void. Strangely enough, we received a few copies (*cough*contest coming soon*cough*), along with the following letter:

Now landing in the void….

Ladies and Gentleman, Tesla Air would like to welcome you on board for 360 degrees of intense high speed flying action only found in Dark Void, Capcom’s newest action-adventure game on the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC.

Enclosed are travel items that will help keep you comfortable as you head towards your destination into darkness. Please follow the below directions in order to make your experience into the void, a more pleasant one. Thank you for choosing Tesla Air, we know you have many options when you fly and are appreciative that you chose today to fly with us.

Hit the jump to see the complete contents of this package!

Directions for travel item usage:

Travel Pillow - Best used to cushion those head-on collisions that may happen when not paying attention to the rock walls ahead of you….ten alien watchers shooting at you at once can be so distracting!

Sick Bag - For those 360 degrees of pure nausea moments when the Dramamine just doesn’t seem to be kicking in….

Post Cards - For those loved ones that haven’t seen you since you disappeared, show them that you still care with awe-inspiring post cards that show off the beautiful environments from the void….who cares if you never get out of there with that lush jungle as a playground?!

Travel Blanket - For those cold and lonely nights…

Sleep Mask - Although primarily used for sleeping, this could also be used for a fun little flying blind challenge…although we do not recommend this for the kids at home…or anyone really.

Toiletry Case - Yes, bad breath and body odor still exist in other dimensions. This studly man bag will keep you feeling fresh and clean while mowing down alien scum at high speeds….

Carry-On Case (pictured at top of post)- Even in the void, you are only allowed two carry on items. Sporting this one, will make you the most stylish guy to ever get stuck in a storm, get lost in the Bermuda Triangle and end up in the void…

Hope you have had a wonderful flight with us today and that you enjoyed your new flight accessories. As the busy season travel season approaches, we hope that you will continue to use these items for your future trips into the void and beyond, ie. PAX, TGS, trips home for the holidays, etc.

Thank you and Happy Flying!