Ah, US cartoons. How often have you betrayed our fandom over the years? Without your crap scripts (full disclosure: I actually helped out on the SF cartoons from the early 90s, sorry) and godawful art, the internet would be a much more barren place, tho. So, I guess we win in the end. Thanks to @amrikdholi on the Capcom Unity Twitter feed for helping me dig up this gem.