Monday, November 10, 2008, 08:08 PM
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Monster Hunter]
While over in Japan in early October for Tokyo Game Show, I managed to sneak off to legendary gamer/otaku sanctuary Akihabara. While down there, I saw a huge display for what turned out to be Monster Hunter-themed ramen. This is not the 90% styrofoam that you undoubtedly live/lived on during/after your collegial years; this is a full on Campbell's Chunky-style meal in a can, complete with dancing Felyne on the can and a cute tote bag that came free with a purchase of two cans. I bought two cans in Akihabara, grabbed the free tote and headed back home, only to have crazy Japanese airport security seize the soup on my way through the gate, forcing me to either throw the soup away or go all the way back to United check in and... I dunno what I was supposed to do, wasn't like United was going to pull my bags out just for me to tuck in two cans of soup. So to summarize: the Japanese version of TSA owes me two goddamned cans of Monster Hunter ramen, stat.
Actually, that was before I had read this description of the ramen on import site NCSX:
If you boil pork bones and whatever's still attached to those bones for about 10-15 hours, you'll end up with a milky liquid known as tonkotsu soup. Add a heaping of stringy arum root noodles, soy sauce, a few slivers of shimeji mushroom, and assorted spices to create Umai's canned Monster Hunter Tonkotsu Ramen. The company is selling the ramen in two types of cans but the contents are the same.
Bleargh! Look, I'm no hippie vegtarian like weird-o beard-o s-kill, but the knowledge of the contents of the can has now pretty much turned me off of ever again randomly purchasing packaged goods in Japan. I'm sticking to a strict Crunky and CC Lemon diet next time I'm in Japan.