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    Settle down, this is a Monster Hunter pillow, not a Fleshlight with teeth

    Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 05:13 PM [Monster Hunter]

    Look, I'll be honest with you: this pillow is unsettling at best and tongue-curlingly revolting at worst. It's supposed to bring to mind the eyeless and flabby Khezu, the electrical bastards you fight throughout Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, but from where I'm sitting -- a comfortable distance away, mind -- it definitely does not resemble so innocent a giant monster. Joystiq pointed this out as their editors were undoubtedly trolling along in search of some unspeakable tentacular anime and happened across this by accident. Even more unsettling is the fact that the mouth can be flipped inside out and streeeeeeeetched, just like the Khezu's flailing head attack. If you'll excuse me, I must now go and poke out my eyes.

    4.6 (11 Ratings)

    LEGO Ryu hadoukens for a good cause

    Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 05:03 PM [Street Fighter]

    Kawaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! LEGO Ryu is one of the many goodies up for grabs at the Kotaku-sponsored Child's Play event being held in Denver on Thursday. It's for the kids, y'know?  More details here.

    4.6 (12 Ratings)

    Resident Evil The Darkside Chronicles out today!

    Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 12:12 PM [Resident Evil]

    Goods news, zombie hunters! Resident Evil The Darkside Chronicles is available for the Wii today. After a long wait, the co-op, online, arcade-shooter zombie massacre is yours for the en-blastenating. IGN liked it, giving it an 8.1 in their review, which you can read here. If you like the review enough to want to pick up the game -- and who wouldn't -- you might want to consider ordering from the Capcom eStore and getting a groovy RPD shirt with your game.

    4.6 (11 Ratings)

    Havok gets physics-cal with Resident Evil The Darkside Chronicles

    Monday, November 16, 2009, 08:32 PM [Resident Evil]

    In Resident Evil The Darkside Chronicles (arriving in stores starting tomorrow, yay!), when you pop off rounds at a sign or a box or a brains-starved chunk of tofu, bits 'n pieces blow off in convincing, non-repetitive ways. When you shoot a sign, it swings. Blast a glass window and it shatters. Not only does all this interactivity make the world feel much more solid and real, but it's also thanks to Havok Physics, the same technology that went into Dead Rising, Lost Planet and Resident Evil 5.

    Straight from Havok: "Used by more Nintendo Wii developers than any other physics middleware solution, Havok Physics delivers the broadest range of production-tested collision detection and physics simulation features and tools to Wii developers looking to extend their existing game franchises."

    Thanks to Destructoid for 'shopping the image so that I didn't have to!

    4.6 (6 Ratings)

    Get co-operative with Co-Optimus RE5 Night on Nov. 20th

    Monday, November 16, 2009, 08:15 PM [Resident Evil]

    Hey, PC kidz! We don't give you much love here on Capcom Unity, which I blame squarely on the fact that we have tons of 360s and PS3s within easy reach but very few dialed-out PC gaming rigs. That, and the fact that we're totally lazy and don't like to bother updating drivers. But the crew at Co-Optimus have your best Windows-based interests at heart, never fear! They're organizing a Resident Evil 5 co-op evening, which is muy excellente for two reasons: 1.) the game is frickin' sweet and B) they are giving away prizes to a lucky PC gamer (above). Read all about it here.

    4.6 (9 Ratings)




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