Yes yes, posting Christmas related things AFTER Christmas is against the rules, but this holiday-themed adventure from the folks at GamesRadar was too good to ignore.

Basically, take “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” and mix it with the plot of the original Final Fight. Head over to GR for the full tale, but here’s the beginning just to get things going…

Twas the night before Christmas, and within Metro City
the Mad Gear gang kidnapped Jessica, cuz they thought she was pretty.
The mayor, Mike Haggar, was consumed by great worry.
“Those punks kidnapped my daughter!” he said in his fury.