As you all know (or better know!), Dead Rising 2 has been confirmed.  Along with that, a teaser trailer has been released that is floating around all over the internet.  I have watched it so many times.  I'd tell you how many, but... well, you're thinking I forgot how many.  No, actually I've watched it so many times that I can't tell you because I don't think they have named the number, yet. 

Yes, that many times.

I decided to put my detective skills to their ultimate test, find out everything you can just from the trailer.  First up, ZOMBREX.

This article refers to the medication Zombrauctus Pendeo developed by... ...commonly known as Zombrex, is used to suppress... ...caused by the parasitic Ampulex compressa giganteus larvae... ...of the disease varies from... ...symptoms, the drug is almost... ...must be injected...

That is just what I could make out of the small blurry words in the ZOMBREX wikipedia entry that you can see at about 00:30 in the Dead Rising 2 teaser.  I've watched several different ones on different game sites, but it seems Gametrailers.com has the best quality to read the words.  If anyone else can read anymore, let me know.  In the meantime, I'm going to go watch it a zombillion more times.