| 5 months ago :: Jul 02, 2009 - 3:54PM #11 | |
Capcoms new pitch for mh should be...
Monster Hunter. the only game to successfuly make G4 give a lame rating because they dont know how to play it. "In the single-player mode, without other players to watch your back, you'll spend most of your time during battles just trying to point the camera at what you want to hit."- that review this is obviously a person who didnt RTFM. constering he used the term 'point the camera' it strongly suggests he was stopping and using the D-pad to move the camera twords the monsters while they ran up on his back. chances are likely his review came after only 3 to 5 hours worth of total gameplay. and he most likely didnt even get past the beginner quests.(someone should have warned him the first 3 giaprey were going to be that tough) but to anyone who wants reviews.. reviews are for people who like being told what is true and not finding out the truth for themselves. if a review is so importand to you lazy little people then heres my review in life, including monster hunter.. yes the japanese do buy used panties off ebay. no there was not weapons of mass destruction in iraq. forks love light sockets. after death micheal jackson will be the only person to have been born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman. the only person on G4TV who is worth anything is Layla Kaleigh and thats because i wanna bang her. and if you say monster hunter is anything less than 9 of 10 stars then you must also be the same person who goes into WoW and asks "what is the [copper ore] used for?" and yes, you will die a sad balding lonely virgin at the age of 59.
TACOS! (that is all.)
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