Nov 6, 2009 -- 5:28PM, Riku wrote:

I would lol so hard if somebody actually did this.

Really?  I think I would vomit.

I'm sure I could vomit if I put alot of effort into it too...

Sorry to be the one to make you vomit, Bastion,

Here's one I made early this year, but it
is not an original rap.  It is a revised
version of Snoop Dogg's The Shiznit rap.
As such, it is called:

Monster Hunter "The Shiznit"

Slicin, dicin, hoppin like a raptor
When I take the Onslaught out ya know I gotta "hafta"
I lay back in the cut retain myself
Think about the Lao, and I'm thinkin wealth...
How can I makes my grip
And how should I make that dragon straight slip
Set trip, gotta get him for his grip
as I dip around the corner, now i'm on a-nother
mission, wishin, upon the gods
Mu.S.O.Ken with the Demondrug
On the back of the dragon, hittin' the floor
Breakin wyverns down like a raged Akantor,
chill to the next Episode
I make money, and I really don't love stones
Tell ya the truth, I plant seeds with poop.
I used to sell loot, from cuttin' the Kut
But now I, slay, Uka, every single day
With, my Airu, crazy Yo-shi. t.s.une
So lay back in the cut, Monstahunta, 'fore you get cut
It's 1-8-7 on a Kusha Daora's butt

Boy it's gettin hot, at'da volcanic zone,
Muso with a Tachi i'm gonna take out Iodrome-
Poison, pass the, antidote real quick
And let me get into some fly hunta shiznit
Yeah, I lay back, stay back in the cut
Hunters try to play the Mu-So-Ken like a mutt
I got a little message, don't try to see "Mu"
I'm fin to slay a wyv, what's her name it's "Ian"
You tried to eat me, on the prairie, youse a dead meat
D-E-A-T-meat, yes I'ma O.G.
You can't see my airu Yo-shi. t.s.une
So what the "F" a hunta like you got instead
Gotta take a trip to the base camp bed
And serve your ass with a Hammer-Dragon Head!
You, can't, see, the M.U.S.O.ken, cuz that be me
I'm servin um, swervin Susano...
The armor S, Empress, from Hunter S to Dragon S
Lady huntas, they wanna get with this
Cuz MUSO is the shiznit, b&$#ch!

Ahhhh, I'm somewhat brain boggled
So I drink before a quest and slowly start to wobble
Grab it, have it, holdin' up my mug.
It's Mu-so-ken, I got a got a fat buzz
From all the drinkin on tha table bench, loc.
Need myself a new quest with a wyvern I can smoke.
I hunt everyday, I slay everyday
With the T-A-C-H-I and my airu Yo-s.h.i. t.s.une
Lay back in the cut, like I told your ass
Gimme the LBB and let me hit you with a blast
I got a another airu and he runs real fast
And ladies I hunt with, gimme the ass!
Cuz they know about the hunt that we be goin through
And they know about the hunt that I be puttin up
And they be knowin bout the hunt I do when I'm on my game
Cause Muso is Trump tight like a virgin, the surgeon,
Yo-s.h.i. t.s.unay, so lizzay, and plizzay
With M.U.S.O-kenzay the fly human being-seein
No I'm not Pokke-ean bein all I can
When I put the Smolder Dragon Sword in my hand, and-
You don't understand when i'm kickin
Cuz "Mu" is on the hunt and I gets wicked, follow me.
Listen to me, cuz I do you like you wanna be done
Mu-S.O.ken on this three two one, umm
Dum, diddy-dum here I come
With my sheath where the Tachi was hung, I'm
not that lunatic hunta who you thought I was
When I caught you slippin, I'm gon catch you then I peel your cap-
Snapped back, relax
Ya better not be slippin with them fools with an Iron Impact
So we gonna hunt a Los to this
G's up-bow down while you Monstahuntas bounce to this........... 

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