A lonely flight overseas went to my head and I got crazy. Here's my story.

p.s. I don't like pork. I've never drank an alcoholic beverage. I've never flown first/business class. I'm not douchy.
p.p.s. This is a parody of Olivia Munn's parodying Puff Daddy
p.p.p.s. This took place when the prices of gas in America were up to $4 a gallon.