Guys, if you love sexual innuendos as much as I do, you should watch this video about the Slap Chop...brought to you by the ShamWow guy.

To all my Asian friends: You are beautiful in every single way!! :goes off singing "Beautiful" by Xtina Aguilera:

I don't know what led me to watch this but I found it a bit impressing.

The fun starts at the 1:28 mark.

Did you guys know that Jackie Chan had blepharoplasty (lid surgery)?

WOW! He looked WAY Asian before.

As the movie "Wanted" was nearing the end on my laptop, I got an e-mail from my high school reunion committee about details of the event. Turns out they're charging $90 per person for admittance. Oh yeah, and it will only last for 4 hours (6-10pm)! The $90 covers drinks, food, staff, location, insurance, table-rentals, linens, a DJ, whatever. Over the years, I've learned that I don't need to spend a lot of money in order to have amazing fun. So, when I saw that price, I felt MUCH better about not being able to go. lol

Like I told a friend, I'd rather go on the MySpace pages of ex-classmates and snoop around to see what they've been up to. So far, a lot of the people I knew in school are still rednecks.

Gross-ass redneck:

Here are the videos to the very awesome intro to Street Fighter IV game in Japanese & English. The only thing I'm not liking are the vocals of the first song. After that song comes in the goodness.

Check it:

Japanese version:

English version (audio slightly out of sync):

I have fallen in love with the art style of this game...especially the trailer videos. It's all inky and paint-splattery. I love it! As a designer, I've always leaned towards the cleaner, organized designs but now I've really come to appreciate dirtier, asymmetrical art.

So yeah, I'm sick w/ a cold and my voice sounds so low, it's secsy. I'm coughing up a lot of phlegm and the doctor will be stopping by the house to check up on my sister, nieces and myself. We're all sickies.

"Engrish" usually means when east Asian countries (such as Japan) make errors in translating their messages from their native languages into English.

Well, I've got a healthy dose of Engrish for you guys brought to you by my jeans from Egypt.

Basically, all they needed to say was "Warning: Jeans will bleed indigo color when washed."