*sobs* WTF why can't I beat this stupid crab?  I've been trying to kill Gao Ren for several days now and I just can't do it.  He always manages to damage the town before I can stop him.  I've hit my first MH Unite wall.

Granted, I never got this far in MHF2 because I jumped on the wagon late.

But am I that much of a noob? XD

I'm just gonna dig a giant hole in front of the fortress wall, fill it with boiling water and wait till Gao Ren falls in.

Then it's crab dinner every night for the next month.

Mmmmm crab dinner.