Tis the season, but I just can't get into the spirit. All I would ever want for Christmas is awesome MegaMan games and gear, but there just isn't enough! Here's a list of some cool stuff that we can hopefully look forward to in the future...
1. The Yellow Devil Play-Doh Playset
Everyone loves Play-Doh, and everyone hates the Yellow Devil: the perfect combination! Mold the Yellow Devil into all sorts of fun shapes just like in the game, then mash it altogether so he can go back to his original form. In the end, I guess it's just a giant tub of yellow Play-Doh, but at least you get a box.
2. The Dr. Wily Decoy Bobble Head
I've never really understood the bobble head phenomenon. What I do know is that no character deserves to be immortalized more than Dr. Wily, and the weird world of bobble heads is perfect for him. Wily's ingenious sping-headed distraction has been bamboozling MegaMan for years, and would sure look great on top of your sock drawer!
3. AirMan w/ Real Working Fan
I'm sure just about everyone's seen this by now. However, I bet not a single one of you rushed out to buy...whatever it is he has. Oh well! AirMan paves the way for other handy-dandy possibilities as well, including SnoCone-Making IceMan and the CutMan Head-Scissors.
4. HeatMan Zippo Lighter
Who didn't see this one coming? I'm not even a smoker, and I gotta have it! HeatMan's design wasn't on accident, so it's a travesty that all these years have passed and he still doesn't have his own brand of lighter to smoke with. I would be worried about it luring the tikes to light-up at an early age, but none of them even know who HeatMan is. For shame!
5. TurboMan Transformer
He's a car that transforms into a robot; what more could you want?! This cross-over was destined, and everyone's wondering whether he'll end up an Autobot or a Decepticon. His slick tires allow for maximum speed, while his battle mode is just a few flips here and there away. Regardless of how you feel about MegaMan or Transformers, you just have to get this toy. Why? Because it's TURBOMAN!!






Ha-ha! Most of these items would be great is they were really sold. The Airman is for ages 14 and up.
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