Okay, maybe it's not right behind you, but it is coming real soon.  It'll be available digitally or on a disc from Sumthingdigital or on iTunes, and has all your favorite BC themes from Jamie Christopherson and the Soundelux team, as well as BCR superstar composer, Simon Viklund.

Click here for a sample from the main theme, or here for a taste of the heart-rendingly sparse piano theme.

If you're more of a fool for the old-school, Sumthingdigital also has the original NES Bionic Commando soundtrack, as well as the recent smash-hit BC: Rearmed soundtrack, and don't forget about Chris "Vertexguy" Klein's stand-alone track, "Bionic Jam"!

Who needs other music when we have so much Bionic Commando?

Just a little heads up, and yes, I do mean little.  We've got some servers going in for a checkup, and the PlayStation3 live server for Bionic Commando will go momentarily offline on Thursday 2nd July 2009, at 13:00 UTC/GMT (that's tomorrow). 

It should only take a minute or so (like a literal minute, not a figurative minute), but during that window, players will be unable to upload their stats.

Although most people playing Bionic Commando won't notice at all, we're letting you know anyway, because sharing is caring. 

PS- I feel 70% less excited than usual about lolcats.  Why?!

We had a slight snafu with our PS3 leaderboard data for Bionic Commando, but all is now right with the world, and both PSN and XBL leaderboard data is live. 

Read em and weep here, and remember to keep your eyes out for "clothhand" on PS3 and "Snow Infernus" on XBL.  If you kill one of us, drop us a note on Unity and we'll send you our scalps.*

*- scalp may be substituted for a BC t-shirt or possibly some action figures at Capcom's sole discretion.

The Guardian UK interviewed Bionic Commando producer Ben Judd.

They talk about the game mechanics and the development of the characters, with fun insights into Japanese game development and its relationship to the Western gaming market along the way. Check it out here.

Thanks to Unity's Carbonox Ratchet

That dreamy Bionic Commando has finished medical school, and is now accepting patients.  When a regular proctologist just doesn't have all the necessary grappling tools... Be Bionic?