Well I guess I should put something here instead of leaving it blank. I've been a little slow in putting out friend requests but that doesn't mean I like you guys any less! I really don't know what to write here. Maybe I'll just rant like a crotchety old man. *begin rant*

What the hell is with video game logic in general?? Our beloved Mega Man makes no sense. He can take a buttload of punishment but one simple touch of a spike and KABOOM. Wily do you understand this?? Why doesn't he just create Spike Man who shoots spikes or make a long ass corridor with nothing but spikes. Mega Man's weapons energy can't last that long. . . . What happened to those ugly ass flea enemys from Mega Man 1? Why would you even make a flea robot to begin with??

And you would think after about the third castle in which Mario has been Rick Rolled he'd wise up and just go to the last one. Does anyone wanna risk their life on saving those short mushroom headed bastards? And after Bowser's gone I don't think they would bother holding on to them. Plus when does Mario ever do any plumbing work? I'm still waiting for Mario Teaches Plumbing. Get on it Miyamoto.

Where does Link store all the crap he gets?

Do robots need haircuts?

Toadstools are less appetizing than Peaches.

*addendum*

All movies based on or from video games suck. Not all video games based on movies suck. Game developers therefore are smarter than Hollywood. I mean seriously, I just saw the preview for Max Payne. Wtf??? Where'd they get all this angels and demons crap?? Marky Mark don't look like Max either. I bet they took out all the noir internal monologue too. And that new street fighter movie. The chick from Smallville?!? They couldn't find one Asian woman for the part, let alone Chinese?? What about that chick from Die Hard 4?? She looks more like Chun Li than Smallville chick does. Plus she has Martial Art movie experience. Well can't suck any worse than the first one.