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What would Bison do if he wasn't a dictator?
1 month ago  ::  Oct 26, 2009 - 4:56PM #1
Redblaze27
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I could see him in toothpaste ads.


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1 month ago  ::  Oct 26, 2009 - 9:57PM #2
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I was just about to say he should advertize for Colgate. Maybe get him to do one of those Listerine commercials.


 


*Bison looks into camera and takes a swig of the listerine mouthwash


*Bison looks down and spits the mouthwash into the sink


*Bison looks up, smiles, rolls his tongue across his pearly whites and says "This is DEE-LISH-US!"


 


 


In Street Fighter II V, he is such an ad for all kinds of dental hygience.

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1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 12:50AM #3
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*COLGATE CRUSHERRRR!!!!!*


*PSYCHOOOO TOOOTHPASTE!!!!!*


And of course... we'd need a counter character named Gingivitis

1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 2:23AM #4
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1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:02AM #5
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He'd ask Chuck Norris to make he's teeth even whiter :D

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1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:11AM #6
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He'd be into city planning/real estate.


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1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 8:33AM #7
Ryan
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You mean like in the Legend of Chun Li?  LOL


I could see him being a politician for some reason.

1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 12:07PM #8
Redblaze27
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Oct 27, 2009 -- 8:33AM, Ryan wrote:


You mean like in the Legend of Chun Li?  LOL


I could see him being a politician for some reason.



That's sorta related to dictator & what not but I get what you mean. He'd be the guy slowing progress to halt unless it benefits him.


 

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1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 2:38PM #9
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Ew, selling toothpaste with that face? I'd rather buy it from the homeless lady down the street :3


I always assumed he'd be some inventor, maybe invent those giant pencils and erasers for the SF universe?

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1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 6:54PM #10
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Body building spokesman. I mean damn, I've never met anyone who has that size and would still have ripped abs that show up when wearing a suit with a cape

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