Not to make too light of the recent situation of concern, which my regards go out to anyone has been effected by serious epidemics present and past worldwide...

That said, as you can see today I unexpectedly just received my Progenitor Virus Detection + Suppression Kit...!

Just in from…Minnesota!

I wonder where it was really made?

Hardy-ho-ho.

Nice one Capcom...Real nice (Read: you topically insensitive such-and-suches!). No, just kidding. But seriously, a little bit ironic, no? Wait, that makes this purposefully ironic press kit in another regards…genuinely ironic? So how many is that now? Hell I'm to confused, better just play some RE5 to get it off my...Ah, damn you Capcom!

So yeah, maybe if I or anyone else are lucky, we won't have to get any actual use of this kit. Most likely not if you followed through with what your doting mother always said: Wash your hands, cover your mouth, err mask or whatever, heat your food  to at least 200 degrees, and always pack clean underwear!

I’m afraid, for now you’re going to have to go aside with the rest of the supplies…sigh.

Oh, and if this were to unfortunately not turn out to actually be a zombie outbreak, (Why god, why?!) how would you creatively get some use out of your Progenitor Virus Detection + Suppression (RE5 Press) Kit, literally? Or in other words, use for a real worldwide pandemic?

#$!@%ing birds n’ piggies!