... and D3 Publisher saw fit to give Onechanbara a US Release, and there was much rejoicing!

http://www.gamesradar.com/wii/onechanbara-bikini-zombie-slayers/preview/onechanbaras-coming-to-the-wii/a-20080708163240209067/g-2008070816245374048

I've been waiting patiently for an announcement, but never actually expected it. So friggin' happy, it even knocks that 5* Expert "Performance" of mine down a couple of notches for today.